September 23, 2006

NICK TURNER FIGHT! - the skateboarder

This Nick Turner Fight! consists of some videos I found while looking up "Nick Turner" on YouTube. There are many worthless videos on this site, and if you've been reading my blog, you'll know that people named Nick Turner are probably producing some of the most worthless videos. My first example is a Nick Turner who skateboards. I hesitate to call him a "skateboarder," because that implies that he is half way decent. He is not. Here are a few of his videos which are like 3 seconds long, so you won't have to be bored for long. Enjoy

HOLY SHIT! That guy totally fell off the curb while on a skateboard! That was da BOMB! YO dude, you have GOT to rewind that and play that shit again!

Move over TONY HAWK! This guy's falling off curbs ALL OVER THE PLACE! This is getting nuts! And this time he put an orange cone in the shot so it gets even more CRAZY nuts! WAAAAH! Extreme!

Holy Christ! THIS IS BAT-SHIT INSANE!!! That's the BIGGEST RAMP I've ever SEEN!! How did he go up that ramp and come back ALIVE! NIck Turner's are the craziest motherfuckers on the PLANET!!!!!


At 2:04 AM, Anonymous Jonah Oppenheimer said...

Christ! I'm glad my name isn't "Nick Turner"! What a talentless bunch of saps! Present company excluded, of course.

Fuck all y'all.

At 6:08 PM, Blogger ABZ Extreme Staff said...

We have seen alot worse than that!

At 2:45 PM, Blogger Doroshenk said...

I'd gleam that nick turner's cube!!! (if you know what I mean)


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