May 17, 2006

NICK TURNER FIGHT! - the german painter

OK. This isn't technically a fight, but good lord. This douche is douching up the name Nick Turner all the way to Germany. I found This embarassing work of "art". Now I don't usually use the term "gay" with a negative connotation, but I mean, seriously. Come on Nick Turners! We need to devote our time to more fruitful pursuits. Screw you German Painter!

Also I feel it is worthwhile news to mention that I have dominated the world. That's right. This blog is number one baby!!! Google Nick Turner and you'll see that I am now the World's #1 Nick Turner!


At 8:12 PM, Anonymous said...

I am glad that you are the current highest bidder for said piece of artwork. That Harry Potter painting will look nice on your bathroom wall. You know...a little bit of inspiration while you are doing those vile things to yourself after you have announced to the world "I am going to take a shower".

I think I am going to change my name to Nick Turner and take you on (I would then have to change my webpage name, but war always takes sacrifice). You may be number one right now my friend, but just remember: The Higher the climb, the longer the fall. You better get yourself a parachute or an absurdly small umbrella and a sign that says "Help".

Yeah, I think it’s about time for you to pick on someone that will fight back and after I am done, I will do my best to tarnish the name Nick Turner so much that you will long for the days when people pointed and laughed at you on playground. That’s right. You may remember me from back in the day. I was the guy who made you keep hitting yourself. I was the guy who broke into your locker and broke all your number two pencils right before the proficiency tests. I was the guy who got everyone to name you king of the prom. I was also the guy who dumped red paint on your right after before you got to dance with the queen of the prom.

Yours Truly,

A soon to be nick turner. There can be only one.

At 9:25 PM, Blogger Nick Turner said...

Eric Holden?

At 10:15 PM, Anonymous said...

Drats! You have seen through my clever disguise once again Nick Turner. Don’t worry my friend, you may have one this move, but there are many moves in a game of chess, and this is like move number six or eight (unless you count the time you caught me trying to steal one of your pawns of the board and you got the bonus turn, then I guess it would be nine). Changing my name would have been too much work anyway, I will just dig a hole in the sidewalk, cover it with a blanket, and lightly place a cupcake in the middle. That will get you. YOU WILL GET YOURS!!!!

Until Check Mate.


At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Doofus Berrymyre said...


You are no longer number 1. Whats the deal? Never slack once you reach the top. That other Nick Turner has the drive to be number one, that is just not right. Don't give up man!

"You never have given up on anything before, so don't you die on me! Fight goddamn you! FIGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT!"

At 11:47 PM, Anonymous luke fuggingskywalker said...


At 8:41 AM, Blogger Nick Turner said...

Hi, checkout my myspace and my website

We Nick Turners should stick together and take over the universe! Joke! I am a singer songwriter from the uk and have been performing for the last 30 years. I am a civil engineer by day, I do walk on parts on TV and sing around the clubs at weekends . I have had national radio play of some of my work and appear on local radio from time to time.

Check me out

Nick Turner
Mansfield UK


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