Nick Turner Takes the Train!
Everybody in the world, listen up. On a recent trip home (not really home but a city that I have spent a great deal of time in and where my parents and my brother now reside) I, Nick Turner travelled with the classies...ON A TRAIN! Yeah that's right, ole' Greyhound Turner has moved up a notch on the belthole of life (belthole? yeah, why not. Belthole!).